The Awful Truth: Perez Can't Stop Dissing Kristen

E!TheAwfulTruth - Ted C. updates...

Dear Ted:
What's the deal with Perez Hilton and his attitude toward Kristen Stewart? I get that his thing is to be "controversial" and speak his mind, but he seems to be unnecessarily nasty toward Kristen. By all accounts, she seems to be a down-to-earth and talented young actress. So what's the deal? Is it just that she doesn't kiss his butt like some celebs do, or does he actually have a reason to be crappy towards her? I always find his comments about her to be petty and petulant.
—Jack

Dear Perez Pooper:
For each hater, K.Stew has plenty of fans, so I'm sure she isn't crying herself to sleep at night thinking about Perez's jealous bitching...that is, if she knows who he is.

Dear Ted:
With new movies coming out and the whole premiere thing, do you think Rob and/or Kristen will attend each other's premiere? Or would their presence take away the spotlight of the movie they're promoting? It'd be sad to think that a couple can't be there to support each other. Thoughts?
—Kris

Dear Divided Debut:
Even if they don't show for the red carpet it doesn't mean that they aren't supporting each other. You know how Robsten likes to do things: sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

Dear Ted:
About Rob and Kristen getting slapped on the wrist: Am I to assume that Kristen's team was scared she would rather shack up with Rob for three months in London than come home to sign on to new projects and that Rob's team was scared Rob would rather have Kristen with him 24/7 than give 100 percent to his new movie? I guess that time together filming Eclipse and all their downtime since New Moon became a hard habit to break. I feel for those two cuties. Maybe Kristen can make a little trip over there soon for their good?
—Islander

Dear Lots of Assuming:
You know as well as I do that K.Stew and R.Pattz are both seriously into their careers, so I doubt either would be so willing to completely abandon their work. But the suits are banking a lot on these two becoming big huge stars, so they're not willing to settle for anything less than 100 percent dedication.

Dear Ted:
I think there are many reasons why Robsten can't reveal they are dating. If they say anything, they will both look pretty foolish for keeping it a secret for so long. Particularly if there's no relationship left to talk about. I can hear the temper tantrums now. They sure have themselves backed into a tiny little corner of a very dark, very cold closet. What a mess! But maybe that's why their relationship is so "cool," huh? Goes to show, truth is the best disinfectant, no matter how awful.
—Bundling up in Robstenland

Dear The Truth Will Set You Free:
I'm sure if, even in five years, Robby and Kristen did a cover spread of People magazine saying they were dating, the Robsten fans would still be way too excited to ever call them foolish.

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